Knock Knock, It’s The Police! We Heard There’s Been A Break In.
November 25th, 2009
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page
Favorite Comment: Cop dropped donut on floor searched for it then looked up to find himself watching TV in someone’s living room. An exciting 3 seconds!
By: Cheech
Cop dropped donut on floor searched for it then looked up to find himself watching TV in someone’s living room. An exciting 3 seconds!
It’s a sad day in law enforcement when even marked cars have to go undercover
The police are looking into it.
“See, this is why we don’t let him have his wheels!”
(knock, knock) It’s the police, open up!
lolz… Metro Toronto Police … roflz
This year the local police have decided to help the less fortunate with their Christmas light decorations.
Ever heard of newspapers starting their own stories? now the police make their own incidents
Never cheat with the Sheriff’s wife…
It was only AFTER they gave Steven Seagal a badge they realized it was only a matter of time before he backwards-broke somebody’s elbow or launched a car into a house in the “pursuit of a suspect”…
Frustrated that he’d left his door breach at the police station while preparing for the imminent raid, the sergeant decided to use a tried-and-tested ‘backup’ method…
Did anyone happen to see a giant pitcher of Kool Aid, no?
To swerve and project through your window.
I told the Sarge that the brakes needed fixing, but he didn’t believe me!
Hey, those windows treatments had to be stopped.
“Darn right I got a warrant! Hang on, it’s in here somewhere..”
Next officer on scene, “We are going to cite for failure to yield to an emergency vehicle.”
never let the dukes of hazard drive the damn car again!
He didn’t even buy the house a drink….
That’s it, Rosco. From now on you’re riding a horse.