Nothing A New Paint Job Won’t Fix
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Favorite Comment: “This week, we will demonstrate how $3 dollars worth of gasoline and a stolen stripclub matchbook can let your snobby neighbor know how you REALLY feel.”
By Benny
March 14th, 2010. Bad Date ejection seat test a complete success. Unfortunately, an unexpected side effect of the seat rocket engine blast caused minor damage to the vehicle.
Any guesses on what it is? I’m going with Lambo.
it’s a Lamborghini Diablo
In a previous life.
I agree with that…just by looking at the doors actually
Lamborghini Diablo
Look at the wheels and bottom of the doors
Diablo is on FIRE!
Cheap replica: wrong doors, cheap 4cyl engine, ever wrong rear chassis.
Paint? Nah, just a bit of polish… Maybe some T-Cut.
Burnout: You’re doin’ it wrong.
Wow, that car used to be red!
Sideswipe!? Ahhhh!
Good thing it’s only a kit. Would be a shame to lose a real Lambo.
Yeah, there is a whole lot of engine missing if that was a real lambo.
Are you sure that’s a kit, looks like the chassis is about right for a real one and they are well known for catching fire
http://tinyurl.com/yh3wwwu
How do you know it’s a kit car?
Jefferson’s Brother: My brother’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill you and he’s gonna kill me, he’s gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson’s Brother: My brother’s gonna sh**!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna sh** or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson’s Brother: First he’s gonna sh**, then he’s gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
This week, we will demonstrate how $3 dollars worth of gasoline and a stolen stripclub matchbook can let your snobby neighbor know how you REALLY feel.
Wow, $3? You can do all that with a tablespoon of gas?
No no, that’s roughly a gallon. Of the low grade stuff. But guess what, that burns too.
Wow, those are some really tough tires.
What happens when you hold in a sneeze
Lighting your farts while driving may be banned… more on this at the top of the hour…
From carbon fiber to… just carbon.
You forgot the “(whip on sunglasses)” part
MINT!
Lamborghini Diablo, meet El Diablo – in HELL! (This is from the after party photo collection.
This made me shed a tear…. :’(
Quick grab the hot dogs its a car-b-que! Mmm I love my hot dogs with a hint of gas
Heya, this story made headlines in South Africa. The car belonged to a millionaire who’s son borrowed it. Drove thru a small street at high speeds and collided with a Citi Golf – everyone involved died….well the tires survived.
omfg my lamborghini
I told you. you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
see? told ya fiberglas bodies were worthless over Mach 4.5
On this episode of cooking with john, we’re gonna learn how to make pancakes, first things you’ll need is an expensive car and a giant steamroller.
As Marty drove away from the terrorists the car caught a stray bullet resulting in a *slight* malfunction in the Flux Capacitor.