As Optimus Prime gets into his golden years he discovers it’s harder to get up to speed, turning is difficult and he can no longer hold his oil. Leading him to advise young Bumble Bee “never pass up a truck stop, don’t wast a gear shift and never trust a backfire”.
Our Turns Are So Wide They’re KAAAAARRRAAAAAYYYYZEEE!
So come on down and try to pass when we’re making these KAAAAARRRRAAAAAAYYYYZEEE wide turns 2day. Our drivers are sure to leave you imPRESSED!
How let the lol cat drive?
Well, at least he warned us.
give me 40 acres and I’ll turn this rig around……..it is an old country song about a truck driver, maybe this guy
Ceerrraaazzzyyyy wide tuuurrrnnnsss!
As Optimus Prime gets into his golden years he discovers it’s harder to get up to speed, turning is difficult and he can no longer hold his oil. Leading him to advise young Bumble Bee “never pass up a truck stop, don’t wast a gear shift and never trust a backfire”.
Well, since you said “plz”…
Hooray for people who drive on the left hand side of the road!
Only “Crazy Wide”? Not even “Wicked Crazy Wide”?
Not enough space. He even had to sacrifice “please” in favor of “plz”.
Our Turns Are So Wide They’re KAAAAARRRAAAAAYYYYZEEE!
So come on down and try to pass when we’re making these KAAAAARRRRAAAAAAYYYYZEEE wide turns 2day. Our drivers are sure to leave you imPRESSED!
Can I haz cheezburger whils I drive?
He’s obviously hauling that to the company that owns the CAT truck that crushed that red car earlier in the year…