Aw, He Thinks He’s Telephone Poles

Submitted by: Jack K via Submission page

Submitted by: Jack K via Submission page

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I think AutoZone locations around the country are emitting an energy that causes terrible things to happen outside of their shops. It’s a sneaky way to do business, but it is effective.

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Submitted by: Chris via Submission page
Favorite Comment: “The only thing that this is missing is a fire hydrant under the car.
BAD CAR! NO PEEING ON THE LAWN!”
By Draekmus

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page
Favorite Comment: “Geez get a garage you two! Trucks these days, I swear they aren’t right in the head. Back in my day you would be Hell bound if you even honked.”
By Benny

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page
Favorite comment: “This bus was on its way to a convention for witches. As part of the entrance test they must all survive being drowned. If anyone should die, they will be considered NOT a witch, and ejected from the bus.”
by CapnJimmy

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page
Favorite Comment: Old Alan Sherman song, “Taking Lessons”
My son is driving, he took a ride.
He saw 2 buses, side by side.
He just have seen them, he drove between them.
Does anybody want to buy a long, thin, Mustang?
By Sharon

Submitted by: Thalas via Submission page
Favorite Comment: ““Dispatch, this is car 232 on scene at 22 and Vine. There is a single vehicle accident involving multiple vehicles. Please send an ambulance and a crane.”
“232, this is dispatch. Could you repeat that?”
“A single vehicle accident involving multiple vehicles.”
“…
Do you need more than one ambulance?”
“No, this is a single vehicle accident.”
“…
How many vehicles are involved?”
“I’ve counted about eight so far, and I don’t know which windshield this one belongs to. So I’m going to say nine.”
“…
…232, are you high?”
By Steven

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page
Favorite Comment: “Well, at least the ice cream stayed frozen!”
By Crystal