Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page

Submitted by: SP Riley via Submission page

Favorite Comment: ““I’m sorry, Hal, but I’m getting conflicting signals here. You wouldn’t steer me wrong, would you?””
By Anna Rexia

Submitted by: hughod via Submission page

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page

In an attempt to cut back on excess packaging, Ikea products no longer come in boxes. It used to be that assembly was the most thrilling part of the Ikea experience, but now transporting your BESTÅ multimedia shelving unit has taken the top spot. Don’t worry about the several loose screws that roll into a dark corner of your car, never to be seen again; you know you were gonna have leftover, anyway. – Speedy Carlton

Favorite Comment: “I have this nagging feeling I forgot to close the garage door. Then again, I really don’t remember opening it.”
By Samson3000

Submitted via Submission page

And you thought it was embarrassing when your mom dropped you off at school back in the day! What a way to begin your first day of college… – Speedy Carlton

Favorite Comment: “You know it’s going to be an interesting semester when a professor shows up for class drunk.”
By Anna Rexia

Submitted by: Arvid via Submit a Kludge!

Boy, train travel sure has changed over time. I remember, once, I met a guy on a train who offered to murder my wife if I, in turn, killed his father! I highly doubt an exchange like that would occur during a ride on this “train.” Oh, the good ol’ days… – Speedy Carlton

Favorite Comment: “Hey, uh, Guy? It’s Bruno again. I’m still following you about the, uh, train meeting? We have a DEAL, Guy, seriously…”
By Bruno

Submitted by: doug via Submission page

The car equivalent of disguising yourself with those glasses/big nose/obnoxious mustache things: Everyone still recognizes you, but there is laughter all around.

Submitted by: Keegan via Submission page

I usually just tie one end of a rope to my side-view mirror, the other end to the boat (named Whatever Floats Your), and allow physics to do its thing when I press the accelerator. The kids just love it (they’re allowed to ride in the boat as it drags along as they help keep it balanced)!