Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page

Submitted by: Patrick Belardo via Submission page

According to last week’s poll, the majority of you are content with Fail Crane Saturdays. We’ll continue to give it some thought, but, for now, we’ll call Saturday Fail Crane’s home. In this week’s edition, Fail Crane sees a Home Depot commercial and gets it into his head that performing his own home renovation is a good idea. But, oh, how he fails.

Favorite Comment: “looks like poor FailCrane was trying to help with the Criistmas decorations: “they’ll be so happy to see I’ve put the inflatable Santa & sleigh up on the roof already, and saved everyone else the bother!”

but that’s when FailCrane tripped over reindeer in the yard…..”
By Ann

Submitted by: McEven via Submission page

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page

If a tree falls in an empty forest, does it make a sound? We may never know the answer. If a tree falls on a car, does it make a sound? Yes, yes it does. If a tree is cut down and then dropped on a car, does it make a sound? You can bet that the car owner will be making quite a few sounds, many of which would not be appropriate to translate for a family-friendly site such as this. – Speedy Carlton

Favorite Comment: “Next time on How Not To Cut Down Trees, we’ll show you what happens when you leave your car in the path of a falling tree, and how you’ll have to cut it (the tree, not the car) into many pieces just to salvage it (the car, not the tree).”
By Sarge

Submitted by: Andrew via Submission page

Where are those “Free Rock Chip Repair” tents when you need one? Probably in a mall parking lot, as that’s where they always are. Can someone give me a ride to the mall?

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page

Favorite Comment: “Geez get a garage you two! Trucks these days, I swear they aren’t right in the head. Back in my day you would be Hell bound if you even honked.”
By Benny

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page

Favorite Comment: Old Alan Sherman song, “Taking Lessons”

My son is driving, he took a ride.
He saw 2 buses, side by side.
He just have seen them, he drove between them.
Does anybody want to buy a long, thin, Mustang?

By Sharon

Submitted by: Thalas via Submission page

Favorite Comment: ““Dispatch, this is car 232 on scene at 22 and Vine. There is a single vehicle accident involving multiple vehicles. Please send an ambulance and a crane.”
“232, this is dispatch. Could you repeat that?”
“A single vehicle accident involving multiple vehicles.”
“…

…232, are you high?”

By Steven

Submitted by: dariovolaric via Submission page

Favorite Comment: “Sorry,
I thought the guy in the Ford was from Greenpeace”
by T.W.