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I think AutoZone locations around the country are emitting an energy that causes terrible things to happen outside of their shops. It’s a sneaky way to do business, but it is effective.
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Favorite Comment: “*Rod Serling Voice*
Here lies one John Doe, he was having and ordinary day, in his ordinary life, until he entered, “The Auto Zone.””
By Hatboyrcks
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It’s story time, kids!
Once upon a time, Wally, owner of Wally’s White Car Emporium, which was suffering badly in a rough economy, decided to cut his losses and destroy his inventory in order to collect the insurance money.
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The loud explosions and thick, black smoke aroused the attention of the local fire department, who sent a truck out to quell the fires. Unfortunately, on the way, Fireman Jack decided to sneak a cigarette, which he dropped in his lap after hitting a large pothole, leading to…
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By the time a second fire truck made it to the scene of the original fire, nothing was salvageable.
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Wally was awarded his insurance money. He used the money to fund a trip to Iceland, where he was tragically pecked to death by agitated puffins.
The moral of the story: Don’t drink and drive!
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Favorite Comment: The temptation to make lame jokes about “Hot Wheels” is overwhelming!
Must…resist…
By: Amused_snail
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Favorite Comment: Here we see a relatively tame tow truck stopping for a drink next to some humans. Notice how it keeps its young safely on its back.
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