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After having been fired from his last few jobs, Fail Crane takes the only work he can get: A graveyard shift at a local construction site run by vampires (hence the “working at night” bit). Things are going well for Fail Crane until, one night, he rents the first two Twilight movies on DVD. He doesn’t like what he sees and decides to rise up against his evil, sparkly employers. Inevitably, things get a little messy during his uprising, and he is let go with a modest severance package.

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According to last week’s poll, the majority of you are content with Fail Crane Saturdays. We’ll continue to give it some thought, but, for now, we’ll call Saturday Fail Crane’s home. In this week’s edition, Fail Crane sees a Home Depot commercial and gets it into his head that performing his own home renovation is a good idea. But, oh, how he fails.

Favorite Comment: “looks like poor FailCrane was trying to help with the Criistmas decorations: “they’ll be so happy to see I’ve put the inflatable Santa & sleigh up on the roof already, and saved everyone else the bother!”

but that’s when FailCrane tripped over reindeer in the yard…..”
By Ann

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We love Fail Crane. We really do. He’s just so lovable in spite of all of his shortcomings. We were thinking of reserving Saturdays for the adventures of Fail Crane—the falling, the failing—but we wanted to run it by you first. Would you like to see Fail Crane on this site every Saturday?

Fail Crane is jealous of all the attention cars get around here. Like Fail Cars (and Fail Boat), Fail Crane fails too. I think it’s about time we gave Fail Crane some much-needed attention. Oh, look how he fails!

Fail Crane’s curiosity gets the best of him while on the job. Something shiny on the other side of that building catches his eye, and, well, being a big, awkward piece of equipment, disastrous clumsiness ensues…

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Fail Crane is called into his boss’s office after the incident, and…Let’s just say, things don’t go very well. Fail Crane’s temper gets the best of him, and the damage to that truck is coming out of his next (several) paycheck(s).

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As punishment for his outburst, Fail Crane is sent, in the dead of winter, to work on the town bridge, which everyone knows is where they send the troublemakers. But Fail Crane fits right in because he is, after all, a troublemaker.

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This is what we should all be doing. We shouldn’t be locked away in a dark room, looking at pictures of cars and tipped-over construction equipment on the internet. Go, leave this place! JUST KIDDING! Don’t leave! Look out the window, that’s what it’s for. But don’t, whatever you do, close out of your browser. My job security depends on you following these instructions! – Speedy Carlton

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Mmm, yes, I did see that news report about the rise of car tipping in rural areas. It’s more of a challenge than tipping a cow, and your chances of stepping in a fresh cow pie are considerably less.

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Favorite Comment: ““Dispatch, this is car 232 on scene at 22 and Vine. There is a single vehicle accident involving multiple vehicles. Please send an ambulance and a crane.”
“232, this is dispatch. Could you repeat that?”
“A single vehicle accident involving multiple vehicles.”
“…

…232, are you high?”

By Steven

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