Excuse Me, But I Had Reservations In The Dining Car At 7…

Submitted by: Arvid via Submit a Kludge!
Boy, train travel sure has changed over time. I remember, once, I met a guy on a train who offered to murder my wife if I, in turn, killed his father! I highly doubt an exchange like that would occur during a ride on this “train.” Oh, the good ol’ days… – Speedy Carlton
Favorite Comment: “Hey, uh, Guy? It’s Bruno again. I’m still following you about the, uh, train meeting? We have a DEAL, Guy, seriously…”
By Bruno
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Semi And Train Do The Mating Dance

Submitted by: Aaron via Submission page
I’m trying to think of old songs about trains and railroad tracks to sing to you, my attentive audience, but I’m not coming up with anything that suits my range. I will take suggestions at this juncture.
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Silly Train, You're Not A Boat!
No Injuries, Just A Lot Of Spilled Coors.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page
Favorite Comment: Looks like alcohol was involved
By: igetstabby
…. I See A Bad Train Conductor

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Favorite Comment: “Something. Something! SOMETHING! SOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETH-”
*CRASH*
“You need a new motto.”
By: Scuzz
Just Gonna Squeeze In Here

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission page
Favorite Comment: This is how you make pole dancing look like a train wreck.
By: one small step
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Good Catch! Now Throw It Back!

Submitted By: SafetyTree
Caption Win!: “The victorious mother train, after a brief pursuit, hurries home to regurgitate her trophy to the starving brood.”
By: The Moo


